Thistlepop Blossom Luxe Bunny is a gardening visionary. While others potter with pruning shears, he’s busy installing hidden sprinklers and trialing glow-in-the-dark roses (less brightness next time).

A lover of the lavish and the leafy, he believes every shrub deserves a spotlight – and ideally, a wind machine. His greenhouse playlists are pure orchestral drama, and although his monogrammed watering can gets odd looks, he says the plants prefer it.