Amuseables Sports Golf Ball is all about precision. His idea of training? Perching on the green, staring intently on a blade of grass. (“Focus begins at the fringe,” he says.) He’s been known to meditate for so long, the lawn has been clipped around him.

Still, that stitched grin and summer-blue visor never waver. He’s calm, collected, and a putting purist through and through.

He’d love to coach you one day – provided the course is well-maintained (and the weather is playing fair!).